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Dear blank please blank….

Hi friends,

i was on this website called dearblankpleaseblank, and I wanted to share with you some of my favorites that made me laugh!

1.Dear overweight people,

Do double chins run in your family?

Sincerely, oh wait, nothing runs in your family.

2.

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

Sincerely, Spiders

3.

Dear Brain,

Why do you always play a random song in my head while I’m taking a test?

Sincerely, failing my spanish quiz to the tune of “Hakuna Matata.”

4.

Dear groceries,

I don’t care if you weigh 3000 pounds. I don’t care if I break both wrists and forearms carrying all of you in.

Sincerely, I WILL NOT MAKE A SECOND TRIP.

5.Dear text message,

Oh, that sounds harsh.

Sincerely, I’ll just add an LOL to it.

HAHAHA I thought these were funny. Thanks so much for reading and if you have any dearblankpleaseblank that you like please post them below as a comment. Or if you want to just post whatever random thing you want, thats AWESOME because I love reading all of your comments!

love ya,

your bloggosphere awesome quirky friend buddy